Garden State

I was looking for the soundtrack for that indie movie Garden State, do you have it?
All that slow motion camera work really moved me to examine my own life, and I've decided that the Shins song on there is going to turn it around.

Eugene Levy 3-fer: Dumb & Dumberer, American Pie: Naked Mile, and The Man

It is only allowable to laugh at Eugene Levy in Christopher Guest roles.

From Justin to Kelly

"And I-IIIIII will always love yooooooooou-whoooooaaaaa..."

2 fast 2 furious

crossroads

the hours

Mona Lisa's Smile

the notebook

War

ANY TIM ALLEN MOVIE THAT INVOLVES XMAS OR TURNING INTO A FUCKING DOG

OH GOD LOOK AT THESE

God...

Jamie Kennedy 3-fer: Malibu's Most Wanted, Farce of the Penguins, and Kickin' It Old Skool

His agent has to be David Copperfield.

Murd3r 8y Num8ers

this blew my mind. Numbers.. in the title.
Posters that previously blew my mind: Se7en, lucky number s7evin, and the show Numb3rs.

-z@nd3r

apocalypto

Mel Gibson. Don't encourage him.

inland empire

yeah. that's right, I said it.

I AM SAM

Sam: Yeah, you don't know what is like when you try, and you try, and you don't ever get there! Because you were born perfect and I was born like this, and you're perfect!

Son of the Mask

Godzilla 98

Number 23

Ever notice how every number is divisible by 1?

Firewall

From the movie: "10,000 songs, 10,000 accounts, it won't know the difference."

Stomp The Yard

Didn't You Got Served prove there's no need for this?

Joel Schumacher's Batman Movies

Groove

Shakespeare in Love

"What if..."

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Quick, make a gay-bashing comedy with two frat-ish homophobes while we still can!

RV

It's a metaphorical poster; the van represents the scale weighing your awfulness for laughing at someone who's admittedly bipolar.

Wedding Planner

All Star Treks

The TV show got canceled for a reason.

Yentl

Babs.

Victor/Victoria

It's just a gut feeling.

Crash

If you consider this a "thinking" movie, you're racist.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Chicago

Zeta-Jones + Gere + Zellweger + Latifah + Singin' & Dancin' = 0.00

Bratz

If you've ever bought any Bratz merchandise, even as a gift for someone else, you should have to watch this 100 straight times, with no pausing for any reason, as Step #1 of your rehabilitation.

White Chicks

My God, where to even begin...

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Titanic