Tuesday, July 31, 2007

God...




Jamie Kennedy 3-fer: Malibu's Most Wanted, Farce of the Penguins, and Kickin' It Old Skool


His agent has to be David Copperfield.

Murd3r 8y Num8ers



this blew my mind. Numbers.. in the title.
Posters that previously blew my mind: Se7en, lucky number s7evin, and the show Numb3rs.

-z@nd3r

apocalypto



Mel Gibson. Don't encourage him.

inland empire



yeah. that's right, I said it.

I AM SAM



Sam: Yeah, you don't know what is like when you try, and you try, and you don't ever get there! Because you were born perfect and I was born like this, and you're perfect!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Son of the Mask

Godzilla 98

Number 23


Ever notice how every number is divisible by 1?

Firewall


From the movie: "10,000 songs, 10,000 accounts, it won't know the difference."

Stomp The Yard


Didn't You Got Served prove there's no need for this?

Joel Schumacher's Batman Movies



Groove

Shakespeare in Love


"What if..."

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry


Quick, make a gay-bashing comedy with two frat-ish homophobes while we still can!

RV


It's a metaphorical poster; the van represents the scale weighing your awfulness for laughing at someone who's admittedly bipolar.

Wedding Planner

All Star Treks


The TV show got canceled for a reason.

Yentl


Babs.

Victor/Victoria


It's just a gut feeling.

Crash


If you consider this a "thinking" movie, you're racist.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Chicago


Zeta-Jones + Gere + Zellweger + Latifah + Singin' & Dancin' = 0.00

Bratz


If you've ever bought any Bratz merchandise, even as a gift for someone else, you should have to watch this 100 straight times, with no pausing for any reason, as Step #1 of your rehabilitation.

White Chicks


My God, where to even begin...

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Titanic